#emi's shit talk

[emininetythree]

for me bottom!vale in rosquez can only happen post-reconciliation™. like maaaaybe in 2013 marc answered shyly to vale that he never done it before and in the spirit of academics and for the ego boost of being his first vale bottomed for him. but for sure not at the end of 2014 to 2015 the power dynamic was already tipping and vale was grasping at straws to keep a modicum of control over the situation. then divorce era hell no. only hate fucks and for sure vale wasn't gonna bottom for this one. he was way too angry for that and you know marc is the only one willing to give in. the post reconciliation it's time for atonement for vale. for what happened back then, for not being there during the great injuries. so he's willing to compromise. also marc is more mature and sure of himself, more in control of the situation so he takes charge sometimes.

[ribbonreaper]

Emi’s Scrapbook

This is my new Scrapbook! My first entry is of the Witch diet by @honeysugarfree (all of their diets are amazing)

I have encoded all the text, here’s what it says without the code:

Header: Witch Diet

Text in the heart:

Text on the left: Rumours tell of a witch living in the cottage in the deep forest. They whisper of a skeletal hand and its expert control over the occult. Some whisper in fear, others with reverence. None know the very witch is living among them.

Text in the heart: Add small positivity charms when you cook or bake. Eat mostly herbs and Plants, Stew, Soup, Pie and Potatoes.

Text in the middle: Break your fast with a single magical berry. Your meal ought to be as well crafted as your practise: charted meticulously and exactly.

Text on the bottom right: Most Important: Don’t get caught! If they catch you, you will burn at the stake. In order to contain the energy needed for spells, you must abstain from consuming external Energy. It is natural and mediative this way.

All the credits for the text go to honey, i’ve changed a couple of things up to better fit the spacing though.

If anyone wants a tutorial for either the basic scrapbook or the code i used for this, come talk to me! I’d be happy to help

[emiefluff]

gang should i do a bake no hana cover i need copium bc nene5 isn't getting announced for another like 7 days and mizu5 still has me weeping in my sleep

just need you guys to know how painful this was for me during class last week btw

[mystical-one]

WARNING IM GOING TO BE HONEST AND EARNEST HERE. i really unironically unconditionally liked now and then

[book-nerd-emi]

guys. i like a guy. FUCK. 😔

[andromourir]

okay so i'm watching terrifier with a friend and something i've noticed that i want to just rant about real quick

i understand not liking the gore and aspects of the movie. it's not everyone's thing, i mean even horror fans have their limits.

but you cannot sit here and say "i don't understand! how can people laugh when people are screaming and are covered in blood, it's basically torture porn!" and yet still love scream and saw. scream, which is quite literally about two kids fucking murdering their friends. saw, which is the BIGGEST franchise of torture porn. what the fuck.

what the fuck are you even talking about? genuinely? FIRST off, you're a complete fucking hypocrite for judging people who DO enjoy those movies. SECOND off, literally PLEASE fucking explain to me how enjoying terrifier makes said people disgusting and gross, when, AGAIN, you enjoy the SAME shit???

breathe.

i get it, okay? different level of violence and gore. but again, sitting back and judging people for shit you don't enjoy is SOOO overrated and cringey at this point like PLEASE grow the fuck up

[jjellysoo]

In that mood where I want to bite fictional characters and shake them until they’re dead, like a dog with a chew toy or perhaps small vermin. Crushed into a fibrous powder. Anyway, isn’t it funny that when Squalo uses his cocky battle persona, he starts using Xanxus’ vocabulary (scum, trash etc) in a clear attempt to emulate him?

[ask-turnon-g-addison]

//cant ask on my ask blog, sorry but this is ask-glitch-addison

Uhm...hi Turnon, I just...I uhh..I just wanted to say...uhm....uhh....can....can I be your friend?

I'm so sorry I-i-im sorry I just...i- please just...forget about this I'm sorry!!

★^★ my friend? You want to be my friend? Y-yes!yes yes of course you can!!! It's great to see an actually Addison! I'll happily be your friend

[underatedwords]

nothing, nothing, turns me into a hater like a max win... couple that w outrageous race direction and ridiculous penalties,,,, the devil appears

[epersonae]

"have you ever met a tumblr mutual" the polls and posts ask. well, there was this

Two years ago today, with [Esther who might not be on tumblr anymore], @not-mom, @taakovapes, me, @faintvox, and @ensrensage (also that site has my favorite "we are in love but possibly also judging you" photo, which is very Commit to the Bit of us.)

Several people have asked me how I'm doing, and the best I can manage to explain it at the moment is 👋🏻 complicated! 👋🏻

[emininetythree]

crazy to invite marc when redbull had another redbull athlete in motogp that just happened to win the world championship to be next to their f1 world champion.

[diredeliverance]

It's kinda funny having BG3 prints in my office because this makes me very popular with students who assume I'm a big fan of what is probably the only RPG most of them know (no shame, we all start somewhere, it's in that DA zone). Like, I do like the game. I like it enough to have enough shit about it I post or reblog it seemed like a good idea to separate it out to not overwhelm my queue on main. I'm very much a Dark Urge fan, at the least. But it's definitely not my favorite RPG lmao. And I definitely do not have the intense passion for the core companions that a lot of folks do. Beautiful for them! Just not really me, and very much not me around the romances considering I ended every one I actually started.

[ribbonreaper]

Oh my god you guys, i just saw the most motivating stuff on twitter! Instead of thinking about the weight i want to lose in kilos, i can think about it in calories??

CW: 388.850

gw1: 369.600

i‘m only a 19.250 calorie deficit away from my goal weight?? I saw a video of a guy eating that in one sitting! And exercise it off after!

[emiefluff]

under the cut for mizu5 spoilers

holy shit mizu5 fucking broke me im gonna cry

personally wanting to beat the shit out of the classmates rn looks like an additional 2-3 people are getting buried with mafumom

people are saying that mizukis character profile changes after the event im losing it

[whysamwhy123]

You know how I always bitch/point out that the commentators on Collision always immediately start talking about men during the women's matches? Well, this week they outdid themselves and started talking about men during the women's ENTRANCES 🙂🙂🙂

[book-nerd-emi]

when i see cool people that i may been following for forever follow me my heart stops for a hot second.